Last night I watched "Traded." I mean... I've always been a sucker for a western and if Kris Kristofferson is in it then I'm giving it a watch. This stupidly simple movie was a waste of time. When Trace Adkins shows up running a brothel, chugging shots of whiskey, and shooting unarmed men for having rough sex with his women I knew this wasn't just going downhill... it was going to fall off the cliff. Snakes, kids, teenaged prostitutes, gunslinging ranchers, incest, this one's got it all... and nothing worth anyone's time. Even Kristofferson says at the end of the movie when he gives his horse away that he's retiring. If this is all that's left for him, he should.